Porsche is a 5-month-old Standard Poodle who is, without question, the baby of the family. She’s got the looks of a runway model and the heart of a clingy toddler—this girl wants to be held, cuddled, and adored all day long.

She sometimes forgets she’s actually a dog. Porsche insists on “helping” in the kitchen, often propping herself up on the counters like she’s about to whip up a gourmet meal. Spoiler: she’s not—but it’s a whole scene and she’s loving every second of it.

Despite her tall, elegant frame, she hasn’t quite figured out how to jump on the couch… so she patiently waits (or not-so-patiently begs) to be carried like the princess she is.

Porsche is pure sweetness, total drama, and the definition of a pampered poodle—and she wouldn’t have it any other way.